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Welcome to Nomio’s KnitHouse !!

Crystal ball on the table
Showin’ the future the past

Our specialty is delicious cuisine created with the ingenuity and passion inspired by the fantastic flavors of France itself. We take great pride in improving upon your favorite French dishes in new and creative ways. And we dance this mess around like it’s nobody’s bizzzzzz !! ;-D


Beam me up Sputnik


Hero City


“She’s just a Devil Woman !!”

With knitting on her mind

Starters

Bookmarks
For your poolside, lakeside, fireside reading sessions

Duckies
Soft, squeezy, child-&-baby-friendly doo-dads for sharing, decorating, sticking into someone’s cakehole, etc. Eco-warriorish & easily washable

from $5.00

Main

Blankies
To watch back-to-back reels of your favorite Festival de Cannes flix

Doggie Vests
To match your doggies’ preferred Spotify Playlists

Straight Jackets
The perfect gift for the family member who deserves it most

Un-Couplers
Slightly un-ravelled souvenirs to celebrate your upcoming divorce. Un-stitch as you go to commemorate each un-coupling milestone. Purchase of this item includes free meditation playlists to manifest the divorce of your dreams !! ;-D

from $20.00

Dessert

Scarves
Keep those chakras aligned and all yer kitties guessing

from $8.00


“Naomi is a Knitted Nutter!!”


Guided Tours

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“Look out y’all !!”

We hope to see you
in a Dark Room
w/ Black Curtains
@ the Station

Open Hours

Most Days
stop by

Other Days
25h ’til …

Location

57 Wish I Knew
Any Cottage w/
KnitWits
+44 867 309

Messing Around

(555) 555 1234
mess@around.dance