NaomiKnits.co.uk
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Welcome to Nomio’s KnitHouse !!
Crystal ball on the table
Showin’ the future the past

Our specialty is delicious cuisine created with the ingenuity and passion inspired by the fantastic flavors of France itself. We take great pride in improving upon your favorite French dishes in new and creative ways. And we dance this mess around like it’s nobody’s bizzzzzz !! ;-D
Beam me up Sputnik
Hero City
“She’s just a Devil Woman !!”
With knitting on her mind

Starters
Bookmarks
For your poolside, lakeside, fireside reading sessions
Duckies
Soft, squeezy, child-&-baby-friendly doo-dads for sharing, decorating, sticking into someone’s cakehole, etc. Eco-warriorish & easily washable
from $5.00
Main
Blankies
To watch back-to-back reels of your favorite Festival de Cannes flix
Doggie Vests
To match your doggies’ preferred Spotify Playlists
Straight Jackets
The perfect gift for the family member who deserves it most
Un-Couplers
Slightly un-ravelled souvenirs to celebrate your upcoming divorce. Un-stitch as you go to commemorate each un-coupling milestone. Purchase of this item includes free meditation playlists to manifest the divorce of your dreams !! ;-D
from $20.00
Dessert
Scarves
Keep those chakras aligned and all yer kitties guessing
from $8.00
“Naomi is a Knitted Nutter!!”
Guided Tours
To contact Naomi, please summon Oski the Bear via the form below …

“Look out y’all !!”
We hope to see you
in a Dark Room
w/ Black Curtains
@ the Station
Open Hours
Most Days
stop by
Other Days
25h ’til …
Location
57 Wish I Knew
Any Cottage w/
KnitWits
+44 867 309
Messing Around
(555) 555 1234
mess@around.dance